Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Lightning round!

Well hello all-  It's been a while since I posted anything so I thought I might as well do a "lightning round" of updates...

Saw Avengers:  Amazing!

Got tickets for midnight showing of Batman in IMAX

Picked up new inking assignment for my buddy Mike at New Legend Productions


Finished a couple paintings



Finally finished my Liberty Girl story for Heroic Publishing



Johan Santana threw the Mets first no-hitter in their 50 year history, then (I think it was) the following night R.A. Dickey almost threw the second...

Pirates are doing well as well!!!

Might have to start watching college football:  Always said I could not get behind a sport where there is no real champion and as of 2015 they will finally have a playoff so that's one less excuse.  The other major hurdle:  The damn bands!  I can't stand listening to the bands during the game!!!  Same reason I never watched basketball-  Damn squeaky shoes.  Nails on a chalkboard to me.  But yeah, so in the meantime I have 2 years to be wooed to a team...  If you would like my support then I am not above bribes...

Let's see, what else...  Still not a fan of the new direction of DC and am really glad to see people are not fans of the new Watchmen books either.  I also just read Dave Gibbons Watching the Watchmen book and am again kicking myself for some really stupid decisions, but that's par for the course for me and my decision-making...  That's why lately I have been leaving my decisions up to a committee of much smarter people then me!!!  

Speaking of DC and their new direction, picked up Superman Vs. The Elite and was reminded of something Dickie had said a long time ago:  The Superman they publish is not the Superman they license, which means the Superman that I want stories from does still exist, just not in (new) comics.  So yeah, I enjoyed it and am very much looking forward to picking up some more of the other DC animated movies!  I think Batman: Year One is next...

Also, good job with the logo...  Who the hell looks at a pealing banana and says "Hey, I've got the read Batman"???  Jesus-  I heard a lot of complaints when they switched to the swoosh but I kinda liked it, and now it seems like they had the friggin' Sistine Chapel in the corner by comparison!!!

Wow, 2 religious references in one paragraph...  Might have to edit that...

And speaking of DC making a deal with the devil:  Daughtry???  REALLY???  Anyone who knows me knows of my extreme hatred for that shitbag and that's who they choose to partner up with?!?!  I don't care if it's for a good cause-  I don't even care if it's "Let's partner up with this jerkoff to raise a million dollars for Rob", which I think could be the greatest cause of all (Only surpassed by the "Let's raise 2 million dollars for Rob" initiative), I couldn't show up to accept that giant check!  

Might send someone in my place though...  

Alright, running out of steam here...  If I think of anything else, well, I'll do another post!





Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Inkwell part 2

... And here is the second cover I did for the Inkwell Awards auction. Not quite as happy with how this one turned out, but the people I've shown it to seem to like it so I'll go with their opinion rather then my own...

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Inkwell part 1

A couple weeks ago I got an email from the Inkwell Awards asking if I would be interested in doing a cover for their auction while I was attending the Pittsburgh ComiCon. Unfortunately I wont be able to make that show but I really did want to contribute so I asked if they would mail me one or two to work on... Couple days later I got two books in the mail- A Wolverine and the X-Men #1 and a Death of Spider-Man (Number #160 I think)... Just finished the first one:

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

It has to be said...

OK, I noticed this a long time ago and didn't want to admit it... But like a gym membership that you've cancelled but they wont stop calling you or an uncle who used to touch you, from time to time it comes back and eventually you have to deal with it...

Having never been subjected to those god awful mormon vampire movies my only impression of Twilight was that it had a couple cute chicks in it, a guy all dudes think is gay cause we're friggin jealous of the amount of tail the guy can pull, and a cross-eyed kid who's never got his shirt on.

But, one of the "cute" chicks always reminded me of someone and I couldn't place who. Then once I did I took one of them silkwood decontamination showers and tried to forget, but like they: Once it has been seen it can not be unseen.

If you don't want it ruined then don't scroll down...

...Spoiler alert, in the most honest, horrible sense...

Still here? Ok. So, here is a side by side of Jacksonville's own Ashley Greene and her doppelganger, Michael Jackson.



I'm sorry people... Let the vomiting and regret begin...

Monday, March 19, 2012

Going Rogue...

Continuing the theme from the last post, if only with the reference to Palin and this one also being about "chicks who are out of touch"...

Women are always going on and on about how much childbirth hurts- well, I just had a mustache hair that decided to curl up instead of down and tickle my nose, so I ripped the bastard out! I can't even tell you how much that hurts, and that's a pain you people will never know...

There's a li'l something for ya...

Monday, March 12, 2012

Game Change

I got some positive feedback on my version of a movie review so I figured why the hell not do another...

This time on the HBO movie Game Change, starring the always hot Julianne Moore and the not quite as hot Ed Harris. It's my opinion, you ladies out there (Or dudes, I don't judge) are free to think different...

Anywho, back to the hotness. Julianne Moore was great in this! She kept her ridiculous accent through the whole thing unlike a previous crush, Jodie Foster, in The Silence of the Lambs... I know she won an oscar for it but watch it now that some time has passed... She goes from accent to no accent from scene to scene. Which pains me to say cause like I said, huge crush back in her "less butch" days... How does that relate to Game Change? It really doesn't, other then that Julianne Moore played Clarice Starling in the second movie...

But yeah, Game Change is great- From what I've seen Moore and Harris have been getting the bulk of the credit for the movie being as good as it was, but really the guy from Kingpin does the best job out of all of them- I truly thought he still had two hands throughout the whole movie. Or maybe that's credit to the special effects team... Either way, he did a great job. As did Jamey Sheridan, who grew a goatee for the movie (Shows commitment), and his Chicago Hope buddy Peter MacNicol. I must admit though as soon as he came on the screen I had to yell out "He is VVVeeeeeegggggggoooo! He's dripping withs goo..." despite the fact that it was almost 2 in the morning and people in the surrounding homes needed to sleep...

And for all you people out there who thought "why the hell did they pick her to run with him?", well you now have your answer- They had no idea what they were getting either. And by the time Kingpin finally realized he had Munson-ed himself again with the hot ol' moose-killer it was too late.

My theory, not that anyone really wants to hear it, was that the Republicans knew they weren't going to win from jump since Governor Bush screwed up so badly in office (Thanks again, BTW, for the soon to be $5 a gallon ass-reaming... Really? A dollar every summer?!?! Hope all those good old boys you were protecting are giving you some sort of kickback...), so they let McCain run. I think Senator McCain is genuinely a decent man who would have done a decent enough job, but they felt they owed him one so they let him run, much like when Dole finally got a shot in '98 when he had no chance of beating a President who actually knew how to run a country. And since they were throwing in the towel already why not throw the chicks a bone and try to win a couple of them over after that talking muppet Cankles MeGee got blown out of the water by Obama so they could count on them when they actually stood a chance sometime in the future...

But back to my take on the movie, and by extent my take on Palin. At first she comes across as just naive, but as you go along and find out more you see she's actually extremely manipulative. If you read between the lines you can see it coming, but there is one scene, one line, that just cements it for you... No, I won't tell you what it is or where it happens, but it's in there... Actually, I guess I shouldn't have said any of that if you wanted there to be some sort of "twist", even though we all know how it ended. But I will say that Kingpin's reaction is awesome and sells it perfectly, and by the end of the movie her true nature and motivation is crystal clear and front and center.

If you go into this movie as a Republican I am sure you will see it as an attack or a manipulation or liberal bias, and if you go into it as a Democrat you'll have two or three "Ah-HA! See? SEE???" moments, but going into it as neutrally as I could (I am a registered independent so I have no dog in this race) I came away thinking the same thing about her as I did going in-

Man, did we dodge a bullet.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Serenity now


I mentioned some time ago being asked to do a Firefly piece for the ScFi In the Valley convention charity auction http://www.scifiinthevalley.com/

Been kinda picking away at it since then and finally have it finished up- It's 13x19, pen and ink, copics, and the lettering and boarders were done in Illustrator and printed on the board...

Sunday, February 19, 2012

There's the right way, the wrong way, and...

I'll be the first to admit that I have been very, very lucky when it comes to meeting artists I have admired. I got to work With Dick Giordano who was one of the first names I recognized when getting into comics, and through him (And Patti, his lifelong partner in crime in this business!) I've gotten to meet and talk with some of the greats including the guys at Gaijin Studios. All of which have become great friends and the people I most look forward to seeing at shows (Which is why I am sorry I am not able to come down to MegaCon this weekend) and huge, huge influences on my work. Brian in particular has spent a ton of time with me not only helping improve my art but also how I do it- It's his fault I am doing everything digital now- And I will never be able to thank him enough for that...

But the very first artist who's work made an impression on me was Jerry Ordway. In fact the first comic I bought was the Batman movie book that he drew- I had been drawing since forever and when I saw that book and how he was able to capture the likenesses of the actors and all I was hooked and knew what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. I then went out and bought everything with his name on it and studied how he would draw this or that or layout a page- The people he drew looked like real people, you could identify which car was which, and when the characters were flying they looked as though they were flying over real cities. I even wanted to emulate his career path. He started as an inker, then became a penciler, then writer, then coloring/painting his own covers for books he wrote with other pencilers...

More on that in a bit...

So, some time ago Patti was heading back to Connecticut to take care of some house business and was going to meet up with him. I asked her to bring a copy of my (Then) recent Perfect Storm book with her along with the original art for the cover to give to him. She did, and came back with a Superman drawing from my childhood idol!!!
Some time later, Mr. Ordway started a facegoogle page so I contacted him through that and asked if he was available for a commission. A few emails later and we arranged for one of my ultimate dreams to come true- He agreed to do a drawing of my character!!!


From that time on I've been lucky enough to keep in contact with him and been able to send him some of my work for his critique... The notes on last 2 pieces I sent had focused on the coloring, which is certainly my weakest area. First one was the Rocketeer piece I posted not too long ago. Something about the highlights just didn't look right. Mr. Ordway gave me some suggestions and a few touch ups later it looked much, much better...

Next was this piece- The cover to a project I am developing called Pulse. Pulse was the first, and to this point only I think, superhero I ever came up with. Somewhere floating around is an 8 page story I drew in high school of this character... God help us all if I ever come across it... So, skip ahead to a few months ago and one of my many long car trips :D To keep myself occupied I tend to give myself assignments or li'l problem solving exercises while driving- What would I do with this character, how would I fix what that person's done with that one... Then eventually I'll drive past one of those billboards with how much the lotto is up to on it and try to figure out what I would do with all that money...

Anywho, so on one of my more focused drives (Maybe the lotto wasn't high enough to peak my interest...) I thought about what I would do with a superhero character. I came up with this or that (Which I obviously can't tell ya cause then when and if I ever get to it you'll already know the story) and then remembered the character I had created all those years ago. I then came home and drew out a li'l sketch of the cover, which being a superhero book is very, very Jerry Ordway influenced! I had originally wanted to commission him to do it, but he is still DC exclusive so I had to do it myself. But, like I had mentioned before I have been lucky enough to meet a bunch of great artists and one of whom came to mind straight away- Joe Rubinstein. He was one of Dick's assistants way back in the day and to me is the one who continues Dickie's inking style most closely today, so who better to ask to help with the cover, a very "Late 80's Superman style comic" then someone who worked on those very books!

A couple emails later and we had our game plan down- I told him how much I wanted it to look like Ordway had done it so Rube went to town and sent me back this amazing piece, and it then fell on me to color it. I had something specific in mind as far as a color scheme and how to handle the lightning so I started with those then worked my way out. Here's what it looked like when I first "finished" it.


Then, I sent it to Mr. Ordway to get his opinion- And again he wrote back with some great, great tips! First off, I should mention to you guys what I had also failed to mention to him or anyone else who's tried to help me with color- I am colorblind. Not "hey, I suck at this so let's say I'm colorblind", but I am actually colorblind. Reds and greens kick my ass. And don't start sending me those hidden eye "F you color blind people" stuff- I may not be able to see it, but I still have feelings...

So yes, he mentions converting the over to B/W to check values and separating the characters and all so I did that then fiddled with the cover some more and came up with what you see below!

Don't know when or how I am going to work on this story- I had intended to write and pencil it then have Rube ink it, but time is getting away from me so I might wind up trying to write it and finding a penciler. See how that works out- I always wanted to emulate Jerry Ordway's career path and look- I am now writing a book and doing the cover just like he did on Captain Marvel, with a li'l help from the man himself!!!


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My kind of movie review...

One of the cool things about having many more movie nights lately is that I finally actually have opinions on newer movies!!! This past "weekend" (My 2 days off were neither Saturday or Sunday) I got to watch two great, recent movies. Two you say? Yes, indeed I did... Which gives me the opportunity to steal a segment from my favorite podcast: Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast (http://billburr.com/) called "overrated/underrated"!

Overrated: Moneyball.

Don't get me wrong, it was a great movie, one which I now own on DVD (Thank you ;) ) and will certainly watch many more times, but yeah, for all the hype it got for best actor and best supporting actor my expectations were pretty high. Actors seem to get nominated for roles in which they play handicapped people (Not breaking new ground calling out that one) or carry a prop. De Niro is good at this one- Watch Copland (I know, I said new movies and here I am mentioning one from 1997...) where he acts circles around everyone with a friggin' sandwich.

Or Alec Bladwin in Glengary Glenn Ross. Best performance ever!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI) And yes, it's another older one...

But yeah, so Brad Pitt walks around with a spit cup the whole time.

Eh.

The thing is he's so good in everything he does that this really doesn't stand out for me. On the other hand, Superbad was awesome in this! I totally didn't think of him as Superbad other then the fact I can't remember his real name other then to call him Superbad. He really should just change his name to Superbad, although I am sure he's afraid of some sort of typecasting...

The other knock against this movie is it's "hey, lets try to add to the storytelling by dropping out he sound" shtick. Also stinks of "hey, we're trying to be artsy so give us an oscar" to me... And yeah, they set it up in the car when Pitt was listening to the game on the radio turning it on and off, but when it continued to happen I honestly thought the TV was broken and did actually get up to jiggle the wires hoping the sound would stop cutting in and out. After he "explains" it I felt like a rube on the midway, and I could have reviewed the movie without brining it up I guess, but it annoyed me so you people have to sit through my venting about the crap now.

Now underrated: The Ides of March

Damn George Clooney is a good director and chooses (Or, in this case, writes himself) some great, great movies! Great story, extremely well-acted, beautifully shot... Speaking of beautiful, this had something else lacking in the other movie: Ass. As much of a shock as this might come to those of you who know me and know of "the rotation", I was completely unfamiliar with Evan Rachel Wood until about 8:20 last night.

But not to get off topic. Or, actually I'll bring it all together... She was not only eye candy but really, really good in it as well, and as someone much older then she is I get to break out one of my favorite old man expressions that I am so happy I get to use now that my beard contains more curly grey hairs then Barbara Walter's bikini bottoms: That kids got some talent. And for you ladies out there the other kid, Ryan Gosling, is also very, very good in this. Him, her, friggin' Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman (Yeah, the guy from Twister, I know!!!) , Paul Giamatti (As much as I dislike Howard Stern Giamatti will always be Pigvomit), and Marisa Tomei (From "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead"... Yeah, she's been in better known movies, but if you've seen this you'll know why its listed instead, and if not you'll thank me)...

Well, this movie review turned into a low rent version of Mr. Skin (Or, thanks to my buddy Frank while we were in high school, "The Bare Facts Video Guide"- Mr. Skin before Mr. Skin)... Did ya ever notice it's easier to write about things you don't like then things you do? I mean really, I had like 2 nitpicks to Moneyball and it takes up most of the blog here, and the movie I was really blown away by and totally impressed with quickly degraded to dirty jokes and nude scene recommendations...

Uuuumm, how am I going to wrap this up and tie everything together??? I got it: The Notorious Bettie Page! The perfect mix of it being a great, great movie, and Gretchen Mol is like nekked through the whole thing... So there's something for everybody...

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Rocketeer- Finished


Hey everyone! I was able to put the finishing touches on the Rocketeer piece yesterday... Well, sort of... I tend to let things sit overnight then look at them with fresh eyes (Or, as fresh as they can be having starred at something for hours and hours already) the next day.

So this morning I changed the color of Betty's eyeshadow and added a bit more shading to Cliff's gloves and helmet. Probably not enough for anyone to notice the difference between yesterday and today, but hell- I know, so there ya go...

Up next is a Firefly piece for the ScFi In the Valley convention. ( http://www.scifiinthevalley.com/) They invited me to go and unfortunately I wont be able to make it, but they were asking artists to contribute pieces to a charity auction so I offered to do one and send it on up...

Yeah, I know what your thinking: Handsome, smart, singer-songwriter, world famous chief and charitable... What can't this guy do??? Surprisingly plenty, but that's a blog for another day...

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Before Watchmen...

Well, since everyone else in comics is commenting on the Watchmen prequels here's my two cents on it too-

First, a bit of backstory. As anyone reading this blog knows (Since I doubt anyone but my friends read this, and that's mostly out of pity) I was Dick Giordano's assistant, and having heard so much of the hullabaloo about the behind the scenes of Watchmen one of the first things I asked him was for his memory of it.

Dickie told me that Paul Levitz had bought the Charlton action heroes as a gift for Dick to "play with" since that line at Charlton in the 60's was his baby. Once word got around that DC had the rights to the Charlton heroes Alan Moore approached Dick with the idea that was Watchmen. Dick told Alan (When reciting Dickies part of the story he will be Alan, because that's what Dick called him, and when giving my opinion he will be Mr. Moore, because I have never even met the man and would not be so disrespectful as to call him by just his first name even if that ever came to pass) that it was the best story he had ever heard and advised him to not use the Charlton characters for 2 reasons: One being that they just got them and he didn't want to kill off one of them right away, and second, and most importantly, IF ALAN CREATED HIS OWN CHARACTERS THEN IT WOULD BE HIS OWN WORK TO OWN.

The original deal was that Alan (and Dave Gibbons) would create the characters and that DC would have the rights to them as long as it was in print, then the rights would revert back to Alan and Dave. At the time there weren't really trade paperbacks or hardcover collections of anything so the expectation was that the series would run it's course, maybe do a collection for the bookstore market (Which was then also non-existant), then after it had been out of print for a year the rights and everything would revert back to Alan and Dave, and in all probability never be seen again.

That sounds funny now, but at the time there really wasn't a market for creator-owned books. Comico, Pacific, and First Comics were around and publishing creator-owned stuff, but nothing like what we would see in the early 90's with Image and Dark Horse and the explosion of creators rights. The idea of "leasing" the story from Mr. Moore also wasn't a new one: Marvel had done the same thing with Dave Cockrum and his Futurians book. They printed the first GN (Which was, I believe, Marvel's first GN) then the rights reverted back to him and that property bounced around from publisher to publisher... Much like another series at the time, and topic of my last post, The Rocketeer! It started with Pacific Comics but wound up with, well, everyone at one point or another... Much would have been the fate of Watchmen had it ever gone out of print, but...

No one, not even Mr. Moore who is without a doubt a genius, saw what it would become. Had anyone expected that the wording on the contract would have surely been different. DC, and Dickie in particular, did not enter into that contract expecting to be publishing Watchmen 25 years later. Like I said the expectation of everyone at the time was that it would revert back to Alan in a couple years time at the latest. That is the contract, and the intent of the contract, that he signed.

Sometime after it was clear that Watchmen had become more then your standard superhero story, Jenette Kahn, who was the publisher of DC at the time, asked Alan (We're back to Dickie's re-telling of the story) to write a sequel. Alan said then the same thing he's said since: I HAVE SAID ALL I HAVE TO SAY WITH THOSE CHARACTERS. Jenette was not a woman who heard no often so she reacted like, well, someone who didn't hear no often- She told Alan that if he didn't want to do it then she would bring in someone else to write the new series. This, to Dick's memory, was the breaking point between Mr. Moore and DC. Not the royalties over some promotional Watchmen pin or whatever the story was at the time, it was the publisher of DC's complete and total lack of respect for Alan and his work. Dick said he and Paul Levitz had tried to reach out to Alan to no avail, and Mr. Moore has famously not worked for DC since.

From that point forward Dickie and Paul became Alan's behind the scenes protectors, making sure no one would green light at sequel without Alan's involvement or blessing (And fat lotta chance of that happening). When Dick left it '93 it fell on Paul to continue, then when Jenette left in 2002 Paul became the publisher and it seemed there was no reason left to worry.

Since 2002, however, DC has also had some other influences at the top of their ranks who don't have the moral standing that Dick or Paul had, and those influences had been gaining power with their "anything for a buck" M.O., until finally Paul was forced out in 2009 and then the door fully swung open for even more of the maelstrom of shit we as comics readers have had to endure from our once favorite company but also rumors of this project resurfacing, resulting in today's (Now yesterday's, since it's taken me so long to write this) announcement.

Watchmen has indeed become more then anyone ever expected it to be, with the characters gaining status in this industry like a Batman or Superman, but unlike Batman who was created specifically for DC by Bob Kane at the direction of his editor, or Superman who was outright sold to DC, Mr. Moore entered into a contract expecting to get the rights back to his characters. So does DC even have a legal right to do this? Again, they are essentially "leasing" these characters, so if you lease a car can you chop the top off and make it a convertible or drop a new engine in it and start drag-racing?

And what's happened to the DC I grew up with and wanted to work for so badly? The analogy that I used earlier today was that it's like a company that knows it could make a lot more money if they just cut a few corners and start polluting the river next to their plant. They recycled for years and were the gold standard for other companies in their industry, but now all of a sudden it's more important to them to "maximize profits" (Or, in the bullshit statement that was released today "to find new ways to keep all of our characters relevant"... THEY ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING CHARACTERS!), so why not jump dump all their garbage in the lake...

And I don't mean that to say that these books are going to be garbage- Quite the contrary. The line-up of creators they've brought together is great and they will certainly do a great job, and there are more then enough people out there who don't know or don't care about the backstory and how Mr. Moore has fought for this NOT to happen (And if you read Mr. Gibbons "Blessing" as anything more then "they are gonna do this anyway, so..." you need to re-read it) that are going to buy the book so that my li'l moral stance won't matter, but unless it is a Watchmen book written by Alan Moore, I'm gonna have to pass-

The Rocketeer

I've been working on a couple projects at once as well as working a day job so "free time" is kinda hard to come by. In cases like that you have to make your own free time- Ya just need it so you don't get burnt out. Most people have hobbies that aren't related to their work so they can fully "get away": Sports, video games, drinking, ect... But my only real hobby is also part of what I do for work: drawing.

The other day I did take some time away from my usual crap to help a friend with a project of hers- My friend Megan needed some photos taken for her portfolio so her, her boyfriend (Who's also one of my best friends), and I went out to take some pics. We drove around, found some interesting backgrounds, and set up a few shots. While doing this I asked them to pose for a shot I had in mind for a Rocketeer pin-up and gave them a vague description of what I was thinking...

They knocked it out of the park!

I got home and started working on this piece- Here is the linework and the flat colors. As I work on it more I'll post more of the WIP too...

Friday, January 20, 2012

Mr. Freeze

So, while struggling along with my own painting adventures, I figured I would post art from the person you can blame for giving me the impression I could paint in the first place: Brian Stelfreeze.

If you've never met Mr. Freeze before, 5 minutes into a conversation or portfolio review you would be convinced you could paint too, or draw, or friggin run through a brick wall if he told you that you could- He'll do it to show you it's possible, then continue to encourage and inspire you as you do that standing up baby giraffe thing, all wobbly and all...

After I met him the first time I totally re-thought how I drew, and any and all improvement in my art since then is all to his credit. Also since then he's become a great friend, continues to be a great teacher, and his work a high water mark I constantly compare myself to in order to improve...





Monday, January 16, 2012

Jay Scott Pike

So the last post was all negative and whatnot so I figured I should even things out with something more gooder. See, I am thinking of you poor people who out of kindness or boredom are coming to read this blog here...

A couple weeks ago I was lucky enough to have lunch with Jay Scott Pike- Creator of the DC (Yup, still about DC) character Dolphin, Playboy illustrator, artist of numerous advertising campaigns and magazines covers, and many, many romance comic stories. Mr. Pike was nice enough to not only show me around a gallery featuring his work (The show was called "Scott Pike and his friends") but also around his home and studio- Both of which were covered wall to wall with his paintings and were so inspiring that as soon as I got home I decided to start painting again.

Again being a relative term since I've only done a handful of paintings, and that was a long, long time ago...

But yes, rather then following up my negative post with more negativity I'm gonna post a few of Mr. Pike's pieces so you'll get something good out of coming here!!!


Friday, January 13, 2012

Burning bridges...

As someone who's struggled to break into the comic book industry I've kept my opinions to myself on a lot of issues because ya never know who your gonna have to work with or for someday, ya know... But since that's no longer an issue...

Today I saw a report that Rob Liefeld is going to be writing 3 books for DC after the one he already had been working on was cancelled. In the corporate world this is called "failing up". We all know these people: They come in late, take long lunches, don't help customers or when they do they say "Can't help ya bro" or "that's not my job" or just in general are incompetent and lazy (The corporate term for this is "stealing time") and rather then getting what they deserve, which is fired, they get promoted.

...Take a sec. I know you can list 5 people you work with who fit this description...

Not that that description really fits Liefeld- Failing up does, but he's not lazy thats for sure. Love his work or not the guy is always working- Ya gotta give him that. I've also never had any interaction with him myself but the people I know who have said that he is very personable and cool to his fans and all so that's another positive. It's just the work itself just isn't any good. It was popular for a time, but rarely are "popular" and "good" interchangeable. And it's also a time the comics industry looks back on and cringes at and we've (Yes, I'm going with the collective "we've" here) tried to distance ourselves from. And even then he was known as a bad writer. Not just someone who's work you like or not like his artwork was, but just plain bad. And now, 20 years later, his work has shown no improvement and yet he's writing 3 books for the second largest comic company there is.

As someone who would kill for an opportunity to work for DC it's so frustrating. There are hundreds of actual writers out there who would kill for the opportunity, and rather then give the shot to someone who might do something good with it they give these books to someone who is the comic book equivalent of Ted McGinley. You remember him- He was an actor (Still is I imagine, in much the same way Liefeld hangs around) in the 80's who as soon as you saw him on your favorite show you knew it was gonna be cancelled. Jumping the shark has a whole section on him...

Anywho, I am a lifelong DC fan. The reason I got into comics in the first place was the Batman movie book by Jerry Ordway. I worked with Dick Giordano, DC's former editor-in-chief, for 8 years. I love DC and defend them constantly to my Marvel zombie friends. Yeah, we have a Who's Who full of stupid characters but so do you, I just don't have any of them to point it out...

Or I guess I should I say "loved"- What they are publishing now are not DC books, the characters are no longer the characters we grew up loving, and the people there are not DC people. The EIC is an old Marvel editor and he's bringing back his old 80's/90's Marvel crew, and they are putting out shitty 80's and 90's Marvel and Image (Based on some of the characters re-designs) books. They even took Superman and turned him into Spider-Man- An emo kid with "problems". He probably even uses those laser beams to cut himself off panel...

I know what your saying: "Gee, that's a lot of bitching, aint it Rob? What's your solution???" It's simple- 2 words: Mark Waid. Bring in Mark Waid like baseball brought in Kenesaw Mountain Landis after the Black Sox scandal and let him clean house- The guy knows all the history of all the characters and would be the best guiding force the companies had since Dickie left.

And best off he's an actual writer!!! Please at least let him fix what you've done to Superman. Give me Waid with Cully Hamner on art and get out of their way. (Yes, I know Cully helped re-design some of the costumes but he had nothing to do with what they did to Superman- Had he it would have been closer to the original and without a doubt much, much better then what they have now). And while I'm ranting and speaking of Gaijin guys can you please give us at least one Bat-title with covers by Brian? I really don't think that one is asking too much...

You'll notice nowhere in this did I say anything about giving me a shot at writing any of these titles. I'm not a writer and would not waste an opportunity like that on me- Like I said before there are so many talented writers out there who would kill for that chance I wouldn't feel right lucking into or talking my way into a job like that that I am in no way qualified for. Same goes for art- Sure, I would rock a Batgirl story or Zatanna or something like that, but putting me on Superman would be like letting Rob Liefeld write 3 books for your line...

So yeah, aside from the Tourettes outbursts and posting artwork, this blog is now gonna feature my burning bridges too! Maybe if I get in a feisty enough mood I'll just start listing the people who's work I really hate...

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Small victories...

So, today I told someone I have Tourettes. Now I don't know if it's exactly "true", but I'll let you in on a li'l secret: I often think some awful, awful stuff. Sure sometime's it's funny, like the other day when this old guy came into work and was bitching about lithium batteries and said "I'm 80 years old son, I don't care about the environment", to which I replied "You should, your gonna be part of it soon". Now any sane person would have processed that before letting it fly... Luckily the guy was cool and laughed, but it easily could have gone the other way...

Most of the time I don't say it, but I'm always afraid I will slip and wind up loosing my job or friends or a tooth in a fight... So today I took the bull by the horns and just called my asininity Tourettes on the off chance I do say something completely off the wall and/or racist- Can't fire someone for their handicap I figure. Plus like I said it doesn't slip often, but as I get older and give less of a crap people will just think "oh, his Tourettes is getting worse" and feel sorry for me- Again instead or just realizing I am truly, deep down, just an asshole.

But all that said, I am kinda proud of myself for today because a guy came into work who looked just like George Lucas- He even had one of those "I don't have a chin so I am gonna arbitrary end my beard here" beards like Mr. American Graffiti, and I totally resisted the urge to just follow him around and ask a bunch of annoying Star Wars questions.

I really, really wanted to- But I didn't.

Small victories my friends, small victories- In the overall defeat that is my life ;)

Monday, January 9, 2012

So, where was I...

My last post was on Oct 13th of '09, so it's probably best to just skip the excuses and just carry on like nothing's happened... So...

Here is a new page from Perfect Storm! Yup, still working on it, although now the time to do so is very, very limited. We plan on re-launching the comic as a weekly web strip in March, but more on that as it develops.

Until then, here's page 4 of book 2. You may be asking yourself why I chose to post this one... Just cause I like how it turned out.