Tuesday, April 3, 2012

It has to be said...

OK, I noticed this a long time ago and didn't want to admit it... But like a gym membership that you've cancelled but they wont stop calling you or an uncle who used to touch you, from time to time it comes back and eventually you have to deal with it...

Having never been subjected to those god awful mormon vampire movies my only impression of Twilight was that it had a couple cute chicks in it, a guy all dudes think is gay cause we're friggin jealous of the amount of tail the guy can pull, and a cross-eyed kid who's never got his shirt on.

But, one of the "cute" chicks always reminded me of someone and I couldn't place who. Then once I did I took one of them silkwood decontamination showers and tried to forget, but like they: Once it has been seen it can not be unseen.

If you don't want it ruined then don't scroll down...

...Spoiler alert, in the most honest, horrible sense...

Still here? Ok. So, here is a side by side of Jacksonville's own Ashley Greene and her doppelganger, Michael Jackson.



I'm sorry people... Let the vomiting and regret begin...

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